whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Who died my cat blue again?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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