You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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