I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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