So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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