i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Randomize
