Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Randomize
