I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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