I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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