no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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