Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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