The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
