dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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