Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
two words...techno handjob
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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