coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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