Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
