he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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