question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
