Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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