"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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