I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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