O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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