found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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