What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I party with great urgency now.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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