i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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