I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
did i walk over a car last night?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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