My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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