Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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