My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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