"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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