I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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