I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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