You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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