Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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