Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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