508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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