The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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