I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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