the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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