thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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