votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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