Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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