I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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