Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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