I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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