Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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