He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
they need to just BURY HIM!
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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