Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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