did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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