I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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