i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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